Ch. 7
Concerning a certain governor who was an epicurean.
When the Governor, who was an Epicurean,
came to him, "It is fit," said he, "that we
ignorant people should inquire of you philosophers
what is the most valuable thing in the world; as those
who come into a strange city do of the citizens and
such as are acquainted with it; that after this inquiry
we may go and take a view of it, as they do in cities.
Now, almost every one admits that there are three
things belonging to man, - soul, body, and externals.
It belongs to such as you to answer which is the best.
What shall we tell mankind? Is it the flesh?"
And was it for this that Maximus took a voyage in
winter as far as Cassiope to accompany his son? Was
it to gratify the flesh?
"No, surely."
Is it not fit, then, to study what is best?
"Yes, beyond all other things."
What have we, then, better than flesh?
"The soul."
Are we to prefer the good of the better, or of the
worse?
" Of the better."
Does the good of the soul consist in things controllable by Will or uncontrollable?
" In things controllable."
Does the pleasure of the soul, then, depend on the
Will?
" It does."
And whence does this pleasure arise, - from itself?
This is unintelligible. For there must exist some
principal essence of good, in the attainment of which
we shall enjoy this pleasure of the soul.
"This too is granted."
In what, then, consists this pleasure of the soul? If
it be in mental objects, the essence of good is found.
For it is impossible that good should lie in one thing,
and rational enjoyment in another; or that, if the
cause is not good, the effect should be good. For, to
make the effect reasonable, the cause must be good.
But this you cannot reasonably allow; for it would
be to contradict both Epicurus and the rest of your
principles. It remains, then, that the pleasures of
the soul must consist in bodily objects; and that
there must be the cause and the essence of good.
Maximus, therefore, did foolishly, if he took a voyage
for the sake of anything but his body; that is, for the
sake of what is best. A man does foolishly too, if he
refrains from what is another's, when he is a judge
and able to take it. We should consider only this,
if you please, how it may be done secretly and safely,
and so that no one may know it. For Epicurus him-
self does not pronounce stealing to be evil, only the
being found out in it; and prohibits it for no other
reason, but because it is impossible to insure ourselves
against discovery. But I say to you that, if it be
done dexterously and cautiously, we shall not be
discovered. Besides, we have powerful friends of both
sexes at Rome; and the Greeks are weak; and nobody will dare to go up to Rome on such an affair.
Why do you refrain from your own proper good? It
is madness; it is folly. But if you were to tell me
that you do refrain, I would not believe you. For, as
it is impossible to assent to an apparent falsehood, or
to deny an apparent truth, so it is impossible to abstain from an apparent good. Now, riches are a
good, and, indeed, the chief instrument of pleasures.
Why do not you acquire them? And why do not we
corrupt the wife of our neighbor, if it can be done
secretly? And if the husband should happen to be
impertinent, why not cut his throat too, if you have
a mind to be such a philosopher as you ought to be,-
a complete one, -to be consistent with your own
principles. Otherwise you will not differ from us who
are called Stoics. For we, too, say one thing and do
another; we talk well and act ill; but you will be
perverse in a contrary way, teaching bad principles,
and acting well.
For Heaven's sake represent to yourself a city of
Epicureans. " I do not marry." " Nor I; for we
are not to marry nor have children, nor to engage
in public affairs." What will be the consequence of
this? Whence are the citizens to come? Who will
educate them? Who will be the governor of the
youth? Who the master of their exercises? What
then will he teach them? Will it be what used to be
taught at Athens, or Lacedemon? Take a young
man; bring him up according to your principles.
These principles are wicked, subversive of a state,
pernicious to families, not becoming even to women.
Give them up, sir. You live in a capital city. You
are to govern and judge uprightly, and to refrain
from what belongs to others. No one's wife or child,
or silver or gold plate, is to have any charms for you,
except your own. Provide yourself with principles
consonant to these truths; and setting out thence,
you will with pleasure refrain from things so persuasive to mislead and conquer. But if to their own
persuasive force we can add such a philosophy as
hurries us upon them and confirms us in them, what
will be the consequence?
In a sculptured vase, which is the best, - the silver,
or the workmanship? In the hand the substance is
flesh; but its operations are the principal thing. Accordingly, its functions are threefold, - relating to its
existence, to the manner of its existence, and to its
principal operations. Thus, likewise, do not set a
value on the mere materials of man, the flesh; but on
the principal operations which belong to him.
"What are these?"
Engaging in public business, marrying, the production of children, the worship of God, the care of
parents, and, in general, the regulation of our desires
and aversions, our pursuits and avoidances, in accordance with our nature.
"What is our nature? "
To be free, noble-spirited, modest. For what other
animal blushes? What other has the idea of shame?
But pleasure must be subjected to these, as an attendant and handmaid, to call forth our activity, and to
keep us constant in natural operations.
"But I am rich and want nothing."
Then why do you pretend to philosophize? Your
gold and silver plate is enough for you. What need
have you of principles?
" Besides, I am Judge of the Greeks."
Do you know how to judge? Who has imparted
this knowledge to you?
" Caesar has given me a commission."
Let him give you a commission to judge of music;
what good will it do you? But how were you made
a Judge? Whose hand have you kissed, -that of
Symphorus, or Numenius? Before whose door have
you slept? To whom have you sent presents? After
all, do you not perceive that the office of Judge puts
you in the same rank with Numenius?
" But I can throw whom I please into a prison."
So you may a stone.
" But I can beat whom I will too."
So you may an ass. This is not a government over
men. Govern us like reasonable creatures. Show
us what is best for us, and we will pursue it; show
us what is otherwise, and we will avoid it. Like Socrates, make us imitators of yourself. He was properly a governor of men, who controlled their desires
and aversions, their pursuits, their avoidances. "Do
this; do not that, or I will throw you into prison."
This is not a government for reasonable creatures.
But "Do as Zeus has commanded, or you will be
punished, and be a loser."
"What shall I lose?"
Simply your own right action, your fidelity, honor,
decency. You can find no losses greater than these.